C.A.M.M. U.

An unaccredited online university.

OUR STORY

In 1962, Aurora Sterling received a message. A message from a higher power. And it imbued her with a gift to give the rest of us. First, she gave us her body to P.A.R.T.Y. with. Then, she gave us her life. Aurora’s life insurance policy paid for the founding of S.C.A.M.M. U. and her legacy lives on here. Some of her ashes are also in the bricks.

S.C.A.M.M. U. is designed with U in mind.

OUR FOUNDERs

AURORA sterling

VISIONARY FOUNDER

Now an emeritous professor, meet Aurora Sterling, the esteemed SHE-EO and driving force behind Sacred Cosmic Ascension Marketing Movement, parent company to S.C.A.M.M. U. With an M.A. in spiritual psychology and a knack for deciphering the human soul, Aurora revolutionized SCAMM into an international juggernaut, challenging conventional wisdom and ushering in a new era of conscious marketing domination. Her enthusiasm for the study of human behavior combined with extensive experience in business development blended into an organic, results-oriented smoothie of empowerment through spiritual enlightenment and life-altering financial prosperity.

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DR. GEHR

VICE PRESIDENT

Dr. Gehr is a long time follower of the Movement for Universal Expression Movement and brings her extraordinary talents at making labor feel good to S.C.A.M.M. U. She is an emeritus professor of such popular courses as Leveraging Children to Appeal to the Morality of Corrupt Organizations and Cat Dominance: Getting Someone Else to Clean Up Your Poop for You.

DR. HAZELTINE

VICE PRESIDENT

Dr. Hazeltine is a seasoned administrator who brings a rich passion for inner growth and healing through the power of capital. She is an emeritus professor of such popular courses as Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is: Yumm, Money and I Can Be Your New Mommy: Seducing the Unwitting Stranger.

THE P.A.R.T.Y.

The P.A.R.T.Y. was a social event designed to unite business leaders for S.C.A.M.M.’s marketing mission. Supplied by the existential wisdom and corpus of Aurora, P.A.R.T.Y. goers were able to find themselves as leaders and step into growth and self-improvement.